blamenthal

(Verb) to assign responsibility to someone for something lame in the universe that is outside of their control.

I blamenthal Steve for climate change and overuse of the font comic sans.

by JennyG122 October 23, 2013

Blumenthal mistake

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war

"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010

by ScAllze May 27, 2010

Morgan Blumenthal

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Once you meet her you will go crazy over her.

Morgan Blumenthal, Will you go out with me?

by Flytom October 8, 2011

blumenthal

The crusty skin on the back of ones nut sack

She gave me a bj and got a taste of the Blumenthal

by Joef315 December 29, 2013

Blumenthal

A blow job given by a very slutty guy.

Hey man I totally got a Blumenthal the other day from a little slut named will.

by TheCandyMan!!! October 7, 2011

#blametalon

When something happens rather be good or bad, it is always TalonNail's fault.

I just lost this match #blametalon

by TalonNail June 16, 2023

Marion Blumenthal Lazan

A holocaust survivior who wrote the book ''Four perfect pebbles''.

2. also a jeremy with a huge john and a person who nicks your girlfriend

''God damn, she went Marion Blumenthal Lazan on my ass!!!!!!!!!!''

by MarcusHammond October 14, 2009