blamenthal

(Verb) to assign responsibility to someone for something lame in the universe that is outside of their control.

I blamenthal Steve for climate change and overuse of the font comic sans.

blamenthal by JennyG122 October 23, 2013

Blumenthal mistake 

Giving the impression that one served in the military in a capacity one did not

Named after Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal, who used language that implied he had served overseas during the Viet Nam war

"I didn't serve in Vietnam. I don't want to make a Blumenthal mistake here."--Joe Biden, in a speech to veterans on May 25, 2010

Blumenthal mistake by ScAllze May 27, 2010

Morgan Blumenthal 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. Once you meet her you will go crazy over her.

Morgan Blumenthal, Will you go out with me?

Morgan Blumenthal by Flytom October 8, 2011

blumenthal 

The crusty skin on the back of ones nut sack

She gave me a bj and got a taste of the Blumenthal

blumenthal by Joef315 December 29, 2013

Blumenthal 

A blow job given by a very slutty guy.

Hey man I totally got a Blumenthal the other day from a little slut named will.

Blumenthal by TheCandyMan!!! October 7, 2011

Marion Blumenthal Lazan

A holocaust survivior who wrote the book ''Four perfect pebbles''.

2. also a jeremy with a huge john and a person who nicks your girlfriend

''God damn, she went Marion Blumenthal Lazan on my ass!!!!!!!!!!''

Marion Blumenthal Lazan by MarcusHammond October 14, 2009

blomental

A blonde that has a lot of blonde moments, or bloments.

Susie is very blomental. She is constantly having blonde moments.

blomental by richw930 October 9, 2013