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Blargey is an extension of 'Blarg'. Blarg is a word which is used to fill a gap in a sentence, Blargey is mostly used to describe how you are feeling at that time when no real emotion seems to fit how you feel. However Blargey can be used to describe an object of which you can find no emotion to best express how you feel about it.
Hey dude, how you feelin after what happened last night? Uh I feel um uh... Blargey.

Look look at that messed up sign...
Blargey.
Blargey by Ace451 November 25, 2009

blargity flarg shnarg

A phrase that you use when you don't know what else to say.
Umm? Blargity flarg shnarg.
blargity flarg shnarg by Avishmail September 1, 2010

Blaggetybleuggety 

A term derived from both Scottish-English and French. It's the end result of choking an elderly smurf who wears adult diapers
When Jack released his grip from the elderly smurf's neck, the stench of fresh Blaggetybleuggety began to emanate from it's diaper
Blaggetybleuggety by skydiverguy January 15, 2011

Blargenyonger 

A mix of a blonger and a flargenyarg.
HES A STUPID TWITTER ADDICTED BLARGENYONGER! >:[
Blargenyonger by sir nicky March 31, 2023
An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.
Look at that blarget, he’s pooping in the yard again!
Blarget by NardNardler August 23, 2021

Beef Blarget 

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.
Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!
Beef Blarget by NardNardler August 23, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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