Blarget 

An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.

Look at that blarget, he’s pooping in the yard again!

Blarget by NardNardler August 23, 2021

Beef Blarget 

The act of regularly farting, with a little log-like surprise after the initial toot.

Did you see him? Homie just pulled a beef blarget!

Beef Blarget by NardNardler August 23, 2021

blargtastic 

Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".

1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.

blargtastic by Siamara January 23, 2009

blarge 

It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.

bl (block) arge (charge) = blarge

blarge by JdOz28 August 12, 2006

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

blargenshnuggle 

a phrase used when a comeback can not be thought of

Person 1: You are such a loser.
You: Ya well, blargenshnuggle.
Person 1: Wow I got served.

blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006

Blargenstine 

A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"

A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.

Blargenstine by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010