Blarget
An individual who is prone to developing Crohn’s disease at a young age. Also is considered funny due to excessive farting and taking massive dumps.
Blarget by NardNardler August 23, 2021
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Beef Blarget
Beef Blarget by NardNardler August 23, 2021
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Blarget • blargety • Beef Blarget • blarge • Blargen • blarged • blargenflargen • blargensnobber • barget • Blagget
blargtastic
Adj. Stems from the root word blarg, with blarg being derived from blah and argh. Blargtastic is used to indicate a state of frustration and/or hopelessness. It is often used sarcastically as a synonym to "awesome" or "well-done".
1. The "war" in Iraq is blargtastic.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
2. That loss was a blargtastic display of physical imperfection.
blargtastic by Siamara January 23, 2009
blarge
It's when two basketball referees fuck up. One official calls a block foul and another official calls a charge foul on the same play at the same time.
Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip
The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)
Also a phrase to slow someone down.
*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Also a phrase to slow someone down.
*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.
Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip by Bry10022 April 8, 2021
blargenshnuggle
blargenshnuggle by britain July 13, 2006
Blargenstine
A more intense version of "blarg." Used as an expression of comedic frustration. Considered an intense explicative of "Blarg!"
A gamer accidentally kills or "frags" himself. He would state emphatically: "Blargenstine!" and then laugh, feeling quite embarrassed but comical.
Blargenstine by TrinityKnight(XboxLive) February 11, 2010
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