This word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. A Beardy McBaoMa is someone who drives a BMW, loves to drift, and has a beard that's even bigger than his ego. He enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named Hannah, and he's willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. Beardy McBaoMa is allergic to anyone named Payge or Ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you'd have a better chance at jumping the Grand Canyon on a tricycle than dating him.

Did you just see him pull a Beardy McBaoMa on her? Awww hell no!

"Beardy McBaoMa is so dreamy. I love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset." -Hannah

"What'a your name? Payge? Awwww hell no." -Beardy McBaoMa

Beardy McBaoMa by jluu November 24, 2016

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beardy mcfuck

that greasy guy with a neck beard and hair that has not been washed in weeks. Generally wearing track pants worn out shoes and a black stained sweater.

hey check out beardy mcfuck over there.

beardy mcfuck by aacceeooffssppaaddeess December 30, 2015

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Beardy McBeardo

Someone that has a lot of beard. Friends are usually quietly jealous of him.

Guy 1: Who's beardy mcbeardo over there?
Guy 2: Ray Lamontagne
Guy 3: Oh man I wish I had his luscious beard. Its thick like a pile of leaves on an autumn day.

Beardy McBeardo by coffee1 September 12, 2010

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