Someone who loves Black people, is addicted to Black people, and/or can't get enough of Black people.
Person can be of any race, but they have an extreme affinity for Black people
I love the beauty and the culture of Black people. I love everything about them and I cannot get enough. I guess you could call me a Blackaholic."
blackahol is any kind of liquor stereotypically consumed by urban ghetto type folks, often promoted by black rap artists. Examples would be the "fotey" (forty-ounce bottles of beer), malt liquor, thunderbird, and sometimes liquors like hennessy and couvosier.. or however that's spelled.
The term doesn't have to be derogatory nor does it necessarily refer to cheap, or poor quality liquor. Any liquor or beer popularly mentioned in rap lyrics can be considered Blackahol.
(white guy #1) "Nigga whatchu want on this beer run?"
(white guy #2) "sucka you know I ain't picky, just get me some blackahol and I'm straight"
(white guy #1) "werd"
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"what are you drinking?"
"man, i'm sippin on some blackahol up in heah!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.