blapus

Bloody pus

I squuezed a zit and some blapus came out

by mentboy February 11, 2009

Blapish

When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...

I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....

by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021

blapse

to hit, punch. from the greek blapto - to hurt or harm

I blapsed this rudeboy

by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

blapps

(verb) to blapps, to push the lips of a friend or adversary down until they spring back up and make a clapping sound. This should only be done while quoting the lyrics of a famous song with a key word changed to 'blapps'

Hey Dave... 'Blapps life'. Or, oi john... 'blapps is in the air..' (shuddder)

by Wes Gleeson December 26, 2005

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

blaps

to hit or slap someone round the face.

"i'm gonna blaps you up good"

by taxi August 20, 2003

Blopus

A 2-liter bottle of soda pop, derived from the sound a 2-liter bottle makes when squeezed.

I went to the gas station and bought a blopus of Diet Coke.

by Def_King November 9, 2017