Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SorryNoVanilla

Spooch

Seaweed or any other slimey goo from the ocean bottom.

After hauling all my lobster pots I was too covered in spooch to go to the packy.

Spooch by SorryNoVanilla February 12, 2021

Merch

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

Blap by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021

Merch

When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...

I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....

Merch

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

Blap by SorryNoVanilla February 8, 2021

Merch