Urban Dictionary: Definitions by SorryNoVanilla

Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

by SorryNoVanilla February 11, 2021

When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...

I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....

by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021

Seaweed or any other slimey goo from the ocean bottom.

After hauling all my lobster pots I was too covered in spooch to go to the packy.

by SorryNoVanilla February 12, 2021

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

by SorryNoVanilla February 8, 2021