Blauser

(BLOU'-ZER)
The very difficult art of licking a vagina while the owner of the vagina is defecating, yes, at the same time. It is very much more dangerous than the already delicately balanced art of Blumpkin. The art of Blauser should be used with extreme caution.

Named after the Atlanta Braves all-star infielder, Jeff Blauser, for some reason.

I forgot her birthday so to make it up to her I gladly offered her a Blauser.

by D. Stevens June 21, 2010

Blauser

The art of sucking a cock while your shitting

“Yeah I’ll come over and Blauser you later”

by John. P Paul November 24, 2023

Blouser

A Blouser is a older, over-weight Flapper also known as a prostitute from the 1920's. A Blouser is a older woman who enjoys drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and possibly using other drugs. A very social and sometimes obnoxious socialite whom is usually outspoken and undereducated. A Blouser is seen as a lower class individual

The Drunk Blouser was very rude and obnoxious, she kept slurring her words and shouting out to strangers, she fell into a table, ripped her shirt and broke a glass.

by Science Rock Media August 19, 2013

Bauserman

a sexual act, after pulling out of your sex partner hold your load as long as possible then launch it ten yards over your partners head

I gave my girlfriend the Bauserman last night and shot my load all over my wall.

by Dcrisp21 October 12, 2011

blouser

A one-piece blazer and trouser. The epitome of classy-casual.

TJ wore a blouser to the hip beach bar.

by toastguy March 14, 2014

Joe Bauserman

The most incompetent Quarterback in the history of Ohio State football.

Announcer: Joe Bauserman back to pass, and he throws it to the third row of the stands!

by UpsetBuckeye October 8, 2011

Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.

Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.

by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011