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(Noun): A financial wizard whose mere presence makes dollar signs dance in the eyes of clients. Know for turning financial frowns upside down faster than you can say ‘compound interest.’ They’re the unicorns of the banking world, leaving a trail of prosperity and impressed clients in their wake.
“I heard Blausey once turned a bankrupt piggy bank into a thriving retirement fund just by giving it a pep talk!”

“In the world of finance, there’s the Big Bang Theory, and then there’s the Blausey Theory- where the universe revolves around maximizing your ROI and strategically avoiding impulse buys on Amazon!”
Blausey by AmberAlert34 February 10, 2024
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(Adjective): When your financial game is so strong, even your bank account gives you a high- five every time you check your balance. Synonymous with ‘in the money.’
“Once he mastered the Blausey theory, he was so ‘in the money’ Warren Buffet was calling for financial advice!”
Blausey by AmberAlert34 February 11, 2024
(Noun): a financial wizard whose mere presence, makes dollar signs dance in the eyes of clients. Known for turning financial frowns upside down faster than you can say ‘compound interest.’ They’re the unicorns of the banking world, leaving a trail of prosperity and impressed clients in their wake.
“When it comes to financial wizardry, Blausey is so in the money, he makes Warren Buffet look like an amateur!”

“I heard Blausey once turned a bankrupt piggy bank into a thriving retirement fund just by giving it a pep talk!”

“In the world of finance, there’s the Big Bang theory, and then there’s the Blausey Theory - where the universe revolves around maximizing your ROI and strategically avoiding impulse buys on Amazon!”
Blausey by AmberAlert34 February 11, 2024

Blasey-Ford 

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.
Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.
Blasey-Ford by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 8, 2020
A busty trollop who is particularly cheap and tarty looking. Often too loud and attention seeking. Unladylike. Unsophisticated.
1. She's what my old Mother would have described as blousey.

2. Dolly Parton could be described as blousey; in so many ways. And none of them bad.
Blousey by bloodcurdling May 3, 2016

Christine Blasey-Ford 

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.
Christine Blasey-Ford is so brave to share her story with the world.

busty-blausen 

n. well-endowed woman generally found serving Bavarian beer in amusingly ornate steins at Oktoberfests.
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Ve should go to Eckville and check out the busty-blausen mit de shirten-low and the lowen-brau.

Nein! I am allergen to oomp-pa-pa accordion music.
busty-blausen by gnostic1 July 23, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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