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Blanki is a word that dates back to greek mythology whose original meaning is derived from "cold and wet". Its used predominately in a context to indicate severe intoxication and/ or (but not limited to) poor judgement, immoral behavior, temporary memory loss or feigned memory loss to constitute probable deniability of an embarrassing or distasteful event.
In a sentence:

"Man, I got so blankied the night before that i woke up cold and wet and dont know how it happened."
blanki by tdfw May 8, 2014
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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."

Banjo banki 

noun

A large old lady who can play the banjo and strip. This person usually wears high heels and pantyhose. She also sings with a southern accent.
That banjo banki sucked last night why can't they get better strippers?
Banjo banki by AkariTheTurtle October 15, 2013

blackino 

1) Blackino was the name of a famous cat owned by G. Craig Hobbs. Blackino was derived from the word "blacky" and the word "no" and resulted from the youthful indiscretions of a young cat named "blacky" whose name morphed into the affectionate, and Italian-inflected "blackino".

2) A hybrid name, synthesizing distinct invectives into an affectionate resultant.
Blacky no! (purrrrr)
Blackino
blackino by gcraighobbs March 5, 2009
V. To play basketball
N. Bankit
1. Aye y’all tryna Bankit?
2. BANKIIIIIIIIT
Bankit by dickenheim November 1, 2017

bianking 

Neglecting important tasks and/or assignments by socializing with friends
She didnt do the homework, she was too busy bianking
bianking by Zerminator May 14, 2011

Blackie Lawless 

Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.
"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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