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Black Fuck 

(Noun) A real nigga who is always down to get drunk af, do some coke and go blast on a nigga

(Noun) A term of endearment that comes off as a derogatory term, often confused with 'fucking black'

(Verb) Two baboons fucking
"Shitttt man, you see how Dante handled that mothafucka? Popped that bitchass right in the face! Dante is a real black fuck!"

"I was telling my pastor, 'yo that nigga Ted is a real black fuck! I love Ted!' My pastor was like, 'What the fuckkkkkk? This nigga cray!'"

"Shit bitch, I was walking through the park the other day, about to hit the crack piece, and I see this black fuck going on! And these niggas were going at it!"
Black Fuck by blorpy October 20, 2016

black fuck incest would cum in my ass 

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"

fuck bank 

Repository of energy/concern one uses to give a fuck.
I have no fuck in my fuck bank to give a fuck.
fuck bank by alvaclark June 19, 2016

fuck bank 

Fuck bank- repository of emotion used to give a fuck.
I have no fuck left in my fuck bank to give a fuck.
fuck bank by alvaclark June 3, 2016

black as fuck 

Super black. Blacker than the blackest of blacks. So black that they've gone through life black and come out white. Black enough to play League of legends.
"Yo, did you say that guy?"
"What guy?"
"The black guy."
"Oh, yeah. He's black as fuck."
black as fuck by dat spelling doe November 21, 2013

Fuck The Bank 

The bank wouldn't let me deposit a check without my Id or account info when I was in the drive thru.
FUCK the banK! FUCK this motherfuckin place. I hate this shit, i'm gon' drive off with the money capsule. This place pisses me off. FUCK the bank, let's GO!
Fuck The Bank by Jake O September 25, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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