Straight Woman

A straight woman is an extremely rare creature, not much is know about them, due to the fact that they have never been seen before. Many people don’t believe they exist
Wow Jeff, your pet dinosaur is about as real as a straight woman.
by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020
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Titty City

Titty City is what you say when your about to score some serious trim
Wow man the way these girls are staring at us, we’ll be on our way to titty city in no time.
by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020
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Blanching

Hiring a black guy to bust in your room at a completely random time during inter corse and dump ice water a both of your naked bodies.
Am I blanching? Girl, we blanching.
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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Blanching

A kink where you hire a black guy to throw a bucket of ice water on both of your naked bodies during intercourse and he horses you to eat your own pants
Am I blanching? Girl we blanching!
by Mr.Napkin August 11, 2024
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Kamali

Kamali is a cute guy with an extremely big dickens an extremely big heart. He is very reliable and stupid, which is what everyone should be looking for in a man. He is funny, supportive and he loves hugs and snuggles. And overall he’s just a nice guy, which is all a girl can really ask for these days.
I should have asked Kamali out.
Kamali is a really good friend.
by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020
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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 22, 2023
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Hairy female

Probably the most attractive aspect of a woman.
by Mr.Napkin December 27, 2020
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