A McDonald's restaurant located in the heart of the ghetto. Usually an old, run down McDonalds that has black people loitering around all the time. Mostly just to chill with their homies, but drugs can also be dealt there. White people avoid the BlackDonalds at all costs for fear of their lives. Can also be referred to as GhettoDonald's, and is the direct inverse of WhiteDonald's.
Mike drove 5 miles out of his way to avoid the BlackDonald's on Broadway, to find the McDonald's in a more safe neighborhood.
Blacktionman is Half man, half sexual beast. He is native to Japan, England, Jupiter and Lapland. He has every super power in the universe. this includes the ability to summon his mother on the end of his penis.
Mars Blackmon first appeared in the movie "She's Gotte Have It" and was played by Spike Lee. Later on he became the Nike and Air Jordan guru from the late 80's through the early 90's starring in commercials along with Michael Jordan to promote the new line of Air Jordan shoes.
Thats a Florian type of a guy who says "I'll be back in a bit". But after 1 -2 hours he is still not back...
Florian: I'll be back in a bit
The Squad: Okey.
-- 1hr later--
still no Florian
--2hrs later--
*discordsound*
Florian: What.. it wasnt that long
Squad: Classic BlackLion move
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!