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blackasaurus rex 

a blackasaurus rex is a black guy that is so dark that you can't see him at night until he smiles
Passenger: Holy shit dude! did you see that? you almost hit that blackasaurus rex.
Driver: Yea its a good thing he smiled.
blackasaurus rex by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

Blastasaurus Rex 

Someone who smokes (or "blasts") weed all the time, or someone who has been smoking weed for a long time.
Eric used to be such a Blastasaurus Rex, but now he done got himself religion.

Blankasaurus Rex 

When you go one or more days of hounding girls without getting sex.
Have you seen that guy Kevin, he didn't get any girls last night. He's such a Blankasaurus Rex.
Blankasaurus Rex by DollarDele March 3, 2017

Beckasaurus 

A Monster truck drivin by the sexiest woman alive. It will destroy any man driven trailer racing nascar that gets in her path.
Beckasaurus soon to be appearing at the Metrodome
Beckasaurus by Beckasaurus April 19, 2012

Backasaures 

1. when back pain or related neck pain causes dinosaur like characteristics in an individual.
Christene woke up complaining that her back is sore. She was being a real backasaures. She even tried to eat the kitty.

blankasaurus 

A blankasaurus is someone who deliberately ignores all knowledge of your existence instead of confronting a situation.

This is due to a problems dealing with normal life situations. Blankasauri (pl.) commonly ignore all contact and try to remain as unreachable as possible. They are very socially awkward and try to be cool but fail because any decent normal person just replies.
Normal person - *text* 'Hey, so you know how we were going out, just wondering why have you stopped calling and texting me as if I don't exist?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *text* 'Hey it's been a week now, I don't mind if you wanna break up, I'm pretty easy going can we talk about it or something so I know?'

Blankasaurus -

Normal person - *phones Blankasaurus* 'Hiya, yeah what is going on?'

Blankasaurus 'Yeah i'll phone you after work' (BUT HE NEVER DOES!)

Normal person - *goes and finds another normal person to have a proper relationship with*
blankasaurus by hedwigpecks January 3, 2012