We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

Toe Nail Black Market by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

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Tic Blac Toe

A game played between two light skinned black men who challenge each other for the other's melanin. The game is much like Tic Tac Toe expect instead of Xs and Os you play with images, or initials, of famous black figures throughout history. The winner of Tic Blac Toe becomes dark skin black while the loser becomes completely white.

LeBron: I can't believe Cavin beat me in Tic Blac Toe. Now I'm gonna have to change my name to something... whiter?
Amaryon: What a shame man. Come on, let's find some cracker names.

Tic Blac Toe by Anon5102020 October 4, 2020

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Black Toes

If a girl has black toe nail polish on it means she’s a hoe. She will cheat on her boyfriend in a heart beat for a guy at the bar. She’s a hoe and that’s it.

“Hey that girls got black toes.”

“Shit you know what that means, she gonna cheat on her man tonight.”

Black Toes by Sticksnstoneman May 4, 2021

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Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks

I have military black toes.

Military Black Toes by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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