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black tense 

The tense that employs and combines the present, past, future, present perfect into one tense.
This tense was very popular during the 1950's and 60's.
John: "Hey Marquis what are you doing after school today?"
Marquis: "I is will have done going to complete my thesis on electron migration throughout the subatomic nuclei"
John: "Thats swell Marquis, I sure do hope you finish on time."
Marquis: " I is will be going to have fina done it on time or Miss. Madison sure is going to be mad with me."
John: "Golly Marquis you sure are one responsible chap. I like the way you use that darn black tense."
black tense by John Mc'Cain February 5, 2009
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Black Album Tease 

A member of Weezer, usually Rivers, who entices you into thinking we are getting the Black Album. Almost always ends with us not getting the Black Album, and feelings of sorrow, resentment and bitterness.
@RiversCuomo Can’t wait for the Black Album!
Rivers, stop being such a Black Album Tease!

back teaser 

A person who looks very attractive from behind, but upon frontal view is not.
I totally saw this hot girl walking ahead of me, but it turns out she was just a back teaser.
back teaser by montskel March 21, 2010

back seat tease 

A member of the opposite sex, who will flirt a lot, but only put out a little, without giving it up. Will get you in the back seat of the car, but will put the breaks on after a few minutes. See tease.
Mike is such a back seat tease. He talks a good game, but never puts out.

BLACKLENSES

Greatest photographer to come outta 96’. Probably met your favorite rapper before their first deal. No face no case.
Foo: You follow BLACKLENSES?

Foo #2 : Hell yea pero no idea what they look like though
BLACKLENSES by MEMPHISBAYBEZ November 23, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026