A blacksnapper is a person who mostly replies with a black photo with text on Snapchat. You send a beautifulselfie to them, and all you get back is a lousy blacksnap. A blacksnapper is a person who don't understand that snapchat is an app for sending photos, and that he/she rather could have sent a regular message instead of covering up the lens and blacksnapping.
Person 1: It's so boring to snap with John.
Person 2: Yeah, he always sends a black screen with text, never a selfie or anything.
Person 1: Yeah, he is a real blacksnapper
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'