black michael

Dates girls named crissy and has a two inch prcker have fun with that nigger

Black michael to bad he dates that crissy whore

by Fffuuucccdddrrriob July 6, 2014

Michael Ian Black

Character actor best known for his sardonic wit on the VH1 retro specials "I Love The 80's"; "I Love The 70's"; and "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", not to mention the newer "I Love The 90's" shows.

"The State" sucked but those 80's deals on VH1 are great thanks to Michael Ian Black and company.

by Neilmiser June 1, 2004

Michael Ian Black

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.

Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!

Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.

by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009

michael ian black

A hilarious comic. The voice of the Pets.com spokesdog; in STELLA comedy troupe; the funniest, sexiest, comic on I love the 70's, 80's, and 90's.

Michael Ian Black is so sexy.

by Trinidy Larson July 17, 2004

james michael lawrence black

A great loyal friend to those he trust but to the enemy they better watch out also a hunk with the lady's silver toung.

James Michael Lawrence black is here hide your girl

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