black book
black book by jared December 4, 2004
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black book
graffiti book used for sketching. Normally specialized black books have smoother pages than normal paper.
black book by Spliffing June 28, 2005
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Black book
The "black book" is where someone would shit into a book and slam it closed making shit fly everywhere
Black book by BluBalls January 18, 2021
Black Book List
A book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff. Usually has to be 5 names or longer in order to be considered a Black Book List.
Black Book List by ListMaker23 November 18, 2011
black book girl
When your about to hit it and quit it but she's really good in bed so you take your number and still leave
Man 1 : aye I just want a girl I can fuck but is actually good tho.
Man 2 : Man I got the perfect black book girl for you
Man 2 : Man I got the perfect black book girl for you
black book girl by Taylormad072 February 27, 2015
little black book
Archaic term for the proper word: holodex.
Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorostitute).
Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorostitute).
Brandon: "Jon ol' pal, dost thou hath thy little black book?"
John: "Indeed, I've been carrying mine holodex for many a fortnight."
Brandon: "Jolly good!"
John: "Indeed, I've been carrying mine holodex for many a fortnight."
Brandon: "Jolly good!"
little black book by Braxtron December 18, 2005
The Black Book of Communism
A revisionist propaganda piece that invented the myth of "communism killing 100 million people", written by a bunch of European libs, and is used by bootlickers as the sole source for most anti-communist arguments, even if the authors of the book themselves admitted that they inflated the numbers by adding natural deaths and Nazi casualties just to make communism look bad, and the editor Stephane Courtois is a fascist sympathizer.
Bootlicker: Communism killed 100 million people!
Me: Source?
Bootlicker: trust me bro, I read it in "The Black Book of Communism" last week.
Me: Source?
Bootlicker: trust me bro, I read it in "The Black Book of Communism" last week.
The Black Book of Communism by Akram Stanley September 25, 2020
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