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Black Ass 

(verb) When, before sex, someone coats their ass cheeks in their own shit to make it look like they have a black ass. Recommended for doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.
Your girl did what to you?
She black assed me man, I nutted in 3 seconds.
Black Ass by thelonious3 January 22, 2022

Black Ass 

a backside that possesses qualities of a negro woman. the negro woman tends to have a big round bouncy booty that attracts many negro men with large penises. they tend to enjoy pouring baby oil on the buttoxes and slap them often before and during penetration. it is preferred by many over the negro woman's vagina because of the terrible folk tales of monsters dwelling deep in the vagina cavity.
Black Ass by Coopsack March 3, 2011

Black ass 

Having a bad attitude / mild depression.
"Things aren't going well lately, and I didn't get paid this week, so I've got the black ass.
Black ass by xavier_blount October 17, 2008

black-ass 

a person who is has really dark skin.;probably darker than the average black person;someone coming from Africa itself or a place where the sun is mostly out.
1)Look at this black-ass he darker than me.
2)Yo, this mo' fo' is burnt. His black-ass must've been cooking in the oven.
black-ass by J-Black June 15, 2007

Black Ass Lie 

n. A word originating from southern black people to describe another black person who tells blatant lies to another black person's face. Although it is used mainly between black relatives or close, black friends, it can also be used by people of another ethnicity to describe a black person who tells blatant lies.
1) Robert: I thought me and you were gonna go shoot some pool yesterday.
Irving: Oh, damn, I forgot all about that.
Robert: You a Black Ass Lie!

2) Carl: Hey, man, you see that fine girl right there with the apple bottom? I hit that a while back.
Gary: Man, you a Black Ass Lie!

3) Andre: I'm tired of being a slacker, I'm gonna go out and look for a job tomorrow.
Andre's mom: Boy, you a Black Ass Lie!

4) Boss: I can't give you another chance, Willie. I'm sorry, I gotta let you go this time.
Willie: Aww, come on now, Boss. Give me one more chance. I promise I wont mess up again.
Boss: You a Black Ass Lie! You said that the last four times!
Black Ass Lie by Mr Secks March 16, 2011

BLACK ASS CON 

The award given to GEORGE FLOYD'S family for raising a CAREER CRIMINAL. They are singing why don't you GROOVE ME after all they called GEORGE ,THE KING , or for respect KING FLOYD.
Now SHANTI all you have to do is raise a BLACK ASS CON to clean up LITTLE BANK take BIG BANK.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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