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Cold Red Baja Blast
Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
Cold Red Baja Blast by Sir Mother-Foquin Dansbury IV April 16, 2020
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Jasper: d
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Guy 2: "Na she felt heroic so she gave me Baja Balls, it was legendary."
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