bizsnatch

A friendlier term for bitch, much like "biznatch", "bizatch" & "biatch".

Longhand of "biz'natch".

A female bitch.

A bitchy whore; someone who's rude, arrogant and desperate.

Julia: Heya bizsnatch! ^-^
Paula: Hey bitch, what's up?

Bill: Damn. That chick's a bizsnatch.
Bob: But you'd hit it anyway, wouldn't you.
Bill: Yes, because I'm a drunken sleaze.

by Dani3lla September 7, 2006

bizsnatch

Hella ghetto slang for business

MAMA: Tyrone, where yo goin with my chicken leg?
TYRONE: Bitch you best stay out my bizsnatch!!!!

by Smokey LaCrakke March 24, 2007

bizsnatch trip

A business trip that includes finding time to get some snatch.

worker: "Man, I just found out they are sending me to Dallas next week."
co-worker: "Sorry bro, go out after the meeting and find you a nice cowgirl and turn that into a bizsnatch trip!"
worker: "Oh yeah, company time to find me some on-the-road gine!"

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

Biznatch

biz-NATCH = noun
1. A highly disrespectful slang term.

2. Something you never call Abuelita.

"Shut-up, you old biznatch!" bitch biatch biznitch

by Illuminutti March 3, 2015

Biznatchos

Nachos prepared by a biznatch.

Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?

Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them

Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?

by Max86 April 22, 2010

Biznatch

never use this word to describe someone's abuelita

They walked into my house
They disrespected my abuelita
They called her a "biznatch"!

by finger fan club June 22, 2022

bizznatch

Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.

Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!

Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON

by Thepersonwhoknowstheactualmeaningofbizznatch July 26, 2006