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Biznatch 

biz-NATCH = noun
1. A highly disrespectful slang term.

2. Something you never call Abuelita.
"Shut-up, you old biznatch!" bitch biatch biznitch
Biznatch by Illuminutti March 3, 2015

Biznatchos 

Dude1: Damn these are good nachos, u made them?

Dude2: mah biznatch sister made them

Dude1: nice, got any cheez for these biznatchos?
Biznatchos by Max86 April 22, 2010

Biznatch 

never use this word to describe someone's abuelita
They walked into my house
They disrespected my abuelita
They called her a "biznatch"!
Biznatch by finger fan club June 22, 2022

bizznatch 

Duh its the totally pimped out gangstariffic form of bitch that is incomparable. It can be used in a threatening, sexual, loving, friendly, derogatory, and etcetera, way.
Threatening: DAMN BIZZNATCH I'MA BUST A CAP IN YO ASS FOO'!
Sexual: A) Yep.. that bizznatch needs to get in my pants and start gettin nnaaassssty.
B)When applied after the loving example: Lets have some little bizznatchs together and we can name them "bizz," "fucking," and "natch"
Loving: Aw, your such a cute little bizznatch.
Friendly: Hey bizznatch thanks fo' the hos last night, yous a great friend. Yep, fo sho.
Derogatory: Billy-That little fucking bizznatch couldn't even get my penorz up, what a dyke mofo douche!
Frank- Dude, you refer to your penis as a penorz? What a faggoty bizznatch you are!

Etc. usage: Muddafucka bizznatchbikkadickadamabbdaOHSHITSON

Biznatch 

Normal English - Bitch
Retard English - Biznatch
French - Biznoiche
Italian - Biznachissimo
Spanish - Biznachio
German - Biznachen
Japan - Biznakamura
Russian - Biznadetz
Gujarati - Biznander
Saudi Arabia - Al Bin Makhtoum Mohammed Mohammed Abdul Ahmed Khan Bizladen Hussein
Eygpt - Boutros Boutrous Biznoutros
Irish - O'Biznatch
Scotland - McBiznatch
Azerbaijan - Bizofoshiznatch
Search Engine: Biznoogle
As an element - Biznatchium (Chemical Symbol) Bz
Normal English: You Sir, are a bitch.
Retard English: You am these biznatch.

French: Est-ce que vouz savez que vouz etes une biznoiche.
Italian: L'opera aveva luogo biznachissimo
Spanish: Cuando estamos en la fiesta, queiro gritar biznachio.
German: Du bist eine grosse bizachen.
Japanese: の夫人、雌犬である
Russian: Ti bliad' biznadetz!
Gujarati: Jaldi, Jaldi, Biznander
Arabic: أنا العاهرة
Egypt: أنا Boutros Boutros العاهرة
Irish: Poch ma hon O'Biznatch
Scotland: Fàilte, Ceud mìle fàilte McBiznatch
Azerbaijan: xoş, üræyæyatan Bizofoshiznatch.
Biznatch by GlobalBiznatch August 16, 2009

biznatchio 

A classic italian puppet whos name was later changed because of it sounding to much like biznatch
"Now, now biznatchio you musn't lie"
biznatchio by Jonny May 12, 2004
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