Bojangley is when something/someone is messed up beyond all repair. It is when something has gone so wrong that there is no going back. It cannot be fixed.
It can also be used to describe something that looks or is out of place. It also comes in handy when describing something that is wonky.
"Honestly, I TRIED to call you last night, but the reception was all bojangley!"
OR
"Last night, I got into a craaazy fight and totally bojangled this oneguy! You should have seen him!"
Person 1: You are woke, among sussy, soyjacks. I GAVE YOU GYATTS IN OHIO!!!*plays bad romance by Lady Gaga*
Person 2: That song playing after all that Bijangle was just so stupid
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.