Bojangley 

Bojangley is when something/someone is messed up beyond all repair. It is when something has gone so wrong that there is no going back. It cannot be fixed.

It can also be used to describe something that looks or is out of place. It also comes in handy when describing something that is wonky.

"Honestly, I TRIED to call you last night, but the reception was all bojangley!"

OR

"Last night, I got into a craaazy fight and totally bojangled this one guy! You should have seen him!"

Bojangley by The One and Only Sexy Nancy February 20, 2009

brojangles 

On January 21st, 1982 at 5:34 am, a man went to the grocery store to pick up a veggie burger. While getting his burger, he tripped on a banana and injured his hand. Despite the setback, he made his way to the register where he struck up a conversation with a man named Jacob Willoms about their shared appreciation for jeans. After leaving the grocery store, he headed to Burger King to pick up a whopper with no onion, extra mayonnaise, and no ketchup. Unfortunately, he choked on his food and passed away due to his injured hand. Three days later, his good friend Jacob Willoms inherited all of his money and hosted the funeral. However, three years later, Jacob was approached by a mysterious figure named Harold Hippyton Bingle who offered him meth, but he declined and continued on with his day. The events of that fateful day at the grocery store may have been tragic, but they ultimately led to Jacob inheriting a significant amount of wealth and the opportunity to make a new start.

-rufus "He josh what you doin'?" josh- "just gonna go to the grocery store to get a veggie burger, than i'm gonna go get a whopper." -rufus "Oh you brojangles!"

brojangles by TheDannyG March 30, 2023

Bojangles 

A bouncing male package. Usually when a guy wears sweat pants or basketball shorts (any loose/thin material), you can see his package bouncing around.

It got its name from the song Mr. Bojangles:
"I knew a man Bojangles and he danced for you ..."

Check out the Bojangles on that guy!

One could also just start singing the song to alert their friends without necessarily pointing out or bringing attention to the fact you're checking out someone's package.

Bojangles by Timmy T28 January 19, 2009

Bohangles 

Normally it is spelled and said Bojangles, a fast food chicken restaruant in North and South Carolina. But you pronunced it Bohangles with a spanish flair because all the people who there are mexican and don't speak a lot of english.

Dude, i'm starving wanna get some Bohangles?

Bohangles by nadolifesaver February 26, 2009

Bojankle 

1. an ankle that is bojank; a bojank ankle
2. an ankle that is messed up; a messed up ankle
3. an ankle that is a worthless piece of shit that breaks all the time; a fucked up ankle

Francis: what's up with your ankles?
Joan: I HAVE BOJANKLES!

Greg: What's wrong with my ankles doc?
Doctor: Well.. I'm afraid you have bojankles.

Bojankle by grovr11 May 29, 2010

bojingle 

When someone is so fat when they stop walking it takes longer for their stomach and ass to catch up, the equivalent of the 20th ripple after throwing a rock in a pond.

Damn look at the bojingle in that chicks ass.

bojingle by noname14 January 23, 2014

bajangled 

the act of getting a genital piercing.

I was so drunk last night that I bajangled myself.

bajangled by bajingled September 29, 2010