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Bitchness 

1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.
Bitchness is taking over the room!
Bitchness by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011

Bitchness 

The level of bitch-like behavior involved in, or pertaining to, being someone's bitch.
My old lady's Bitchness level is really high because she knows she better be barefoot and in the kitchen fixing my dinner.
Bitchness by Chauvinist February 21, 2011

none of your bitchness 

It means it is not your business and it can also be used like no bitchness
Hey that is none of your bitchness

the bitchness 

A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.
"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."

"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."

"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."
the bitchness by Stinger911 January 19, 2011

Bitchness 

An attractive female, with a bad attitude.

A woman who goes out of her way to be a bitch, yet is still generally attractive to you.
Kelly is gorgeous, but I could never fuck her because she's always such a bitchness.

Hey! What's up Bitchness.

Miss Gliamas is so hot, it's a shame she's always such a bitchness.

When she stops being a bitchness I will consider her for a relationship.
Bitchness by Nicsin December 28, 2008

Ho bitchness

A: Here comes Bonquifa's skank ass.
B: Presenting her ho bitchness!
Ho bitchness by Ghetto-Fabulousness December 23, 2011
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