bitchpaper

Slang for money. Flypaper = paper that attracts flies; bitchpaper = paper that attracts bitches

How much bitchpaper you got on you?

by soulerrant November 6, 2013

Bitchaversary

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.

Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary

by africanchild April 15, 2011

Bitchputer

When your computer refuses to work as intended or as quickly as possible.

Christine: PENELOPE! LOAD THE DAMN VIDEO! WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCHPUTER RIGHT NOW!?

by dopplepeople June 4, 2011

bitchpowered

when you prefer being called a bitch than a slut because the former is 'cause of your attitude while the later for your sexual history

Bitch please, I'm no slut, I'm bitchpowered to the max.

by sadlynoone September 19, 2019

bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010

Bitchmaker

An alpha female that intentionally or unintentionally turns a beta male into her bitch. It usually occurs when a guy is attracted to the woman, but she is not attracted to him except as “just a friend”. In this situation if the woman asks the man to do a favor for her he will be glad to do it because he is still attracted to her. The woman continues to ask him to do more and more “favors” for her and he eventually basically becomes her lackey or her bitch. This is a very beneficial situation for the woman because she can use him to do things like running errands or waxing her car, but she is doesn’t have to do anything for him.

Girl 1: That guy follows Niranjana around like a puppy and does anything she says. What’s up with that?

Girl 2: Niranjana is a bitchmaker and he is one of her bitches.

by Mr. Bickle August 31, 2010

bitcheater

One who consumes human beings defined as "bitches" on a daily basis.

Derogatory term.

Wow, John is being a real bitcheater tonight.

That bitcheater just ate my bitch!

by Owyn Caropiana January 22, 2008