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Bitchaversary 

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.
Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary
Bitchaversary by africanchild April 15, 2011
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Birthaversary

Birthaversary means the Anniversary of your birth.
Happy Birthaversary!!!
Birthaversary by Bill Chalk June 15, 2021

birthaversary

To get married on your birthday.
"Today is Manda Manda's birthaversary, we should take her out and get crunked"
birthaversary by Haberwife January 8, 2009

Birthaversary

The event created when you are able to get married close to your spouse's birthday. Requiring only 1 (slightly larger) present instead of 2 individual gifts, the birthaversary is considered by some the holy grail in wedding date setting.
This weekend, we will celebrate Becky's birthaversary with a sightseeing trip.
Birthaversary by GrammarGhost September 2, 2015

birthaversary

A misspelled concatenation of "birthday" and "anniversary", primarily used by illiterate slobs.
Happy Birthaversary to my sweet BFF!
birthaversary by GrammerCat January 9, 2009

Birthaversary Present 

When your birthday falls on or near your anniversary and you only get one gift for both occasions.
We were married on my birthday, so I always get a birthaversary present instead of two!

Birthaversary

Anniversary of the day in which one was born
It's my Birthaversary today
Birthaversary by OG T.C. March 13, 2023
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