bitchhiking 

Opposite of hitchhiking: when, instead of begging rides off strangers like a normal person, you hire a private driver instead.

"So how are you getting home this weekend?"

"Well, since my parents are rolling in money, I was thinking about bitchhiking."

bitchhiking by JakeOfRavenclaw October 20, 2009

bitch hiking 

when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest

bitch hiking = oopsies.

bitch hiking by this isnt sam November 20, 2020

hitchhiking

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.

hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american

hitchhiking by Hoyrakor the Bloodghast August 21, 2008

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top 

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

BitchKing 

molester

I am a BitchKing

BitchKing by bitchking1 April 17, 2011

hitchhiking to the sky 

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.

1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

hitchhiking to the sky by BluesRocker June 6, 2011

Bitchpicking 

The act of finding the most minute details solely in attempt to complain or point out all that is negative about them.

She ended up bitchpicking about every single thing she found wrong with the assignment, just to point out she had a problem with it.

Bitchpicking by GrimmBC4L July 12, 2010