bitchhiking

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Opposite of hitchhiking: when, instead of begging rides off strangers like a normal person, you hire a private driver instead.

"So how are you getting home this weekend?"

"Well, since my parents are rolling in money, I was thinking about bitchhiking."

bitchhiking by JakeOfRavenclaw October 20, 2009

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bitch hiking

when your trying to hitchhike but you point the middle finger instead so they could see it better since the middle is longest

bitch hiking = oopsies.

bitch hiking by this isnt sam November 20, 2020

hitchhiking

To the definition above. NO! HITCHHIKING IS NOT A GAY SEX ACT YOU RETARD!
Anyway, hitchhiking is the method of transport/lifestyle in which a person or group of people stand by a major motorway and wait for a free ride. It is risky but the likelihood of being raped and chopped into tiny bits is very small and overplayed by the fear-mongering media. In my opinion.

hitchhiking around the world is a noble goal but some countries are far too dangerous for an american

hitchhiking by Hoyrakor the Bloodghast August 21, 2008

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Beating off with the sheet propped over your knees resembeling the Circus Big Top

Felcher's mom no knock pop in to his room resulted in her catching him Hitchhiking Under the Big Top

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

BitchKing

molester

I am a BitchKing

BitchKing by bitchking1 April 17, 2011

hitchhiking to the sky

Another expression for male masturbation. This beautiful metaphore describes the movement of one's hand while performing this amusing activity.

1- Do you have something to do this sunday afternoon?

2- I'll do the laundry, call my parents and then some hitchhiking to the sky

hitchhiking to the sky by BluesRocker June 6, 2011

Bitchpicking

The act of finding the most minute details solely in attempt to complain or point out all that is negative about them.

She ended up bitchpicking about every single thing she found wrong with the assignment, just to point out she had a problem with it.

Bitchpicking by GrimmBC4L July 12, 2010

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026