Bitchtillion

Number of times your wife tells you to put away your fucking phone on Sunday when you're trying to check your fantasy football scores. Fuck.

Wife: Richard, put away your fucking phone!

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

Richard's fantasy league commish: Dude, pay your fucking fantasy football dues.

Richard: Geez! You don't have to tell me a bitchtillion times!

by Cheese Furburgers December 23, 2013