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Bitchimize 

–noun

1. Term used to describe the end result of a female associate's transformation into an a malicious, undesirable friend or colleague.

2. Used to describe the laying of tarmac when building or resurfacing a road.

- verb
3. Used to describe the action an undesirable friend or colleague has committed.
1. "Have you seem Claire, she's become so Bitchimized"

2. Oh great, i can't get out my driveway, the road is being Bitchimized

3. I don't see what Derek see's in his girlfriend, she Bitchimizes his all the time.
Bitchimize by Hallaow! July 15, 2009
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bitchinize 

to make someone one's bitch, in situation where a person is put in a submissive way while being patronized.
QP Ma bitchinized Emile in order to obtain important information that might help him to score but didn't.
bitchinize by thechowchow March 13, 2020

Bitcherized 

To be forced to submission by a bitch or by someone's bitching
"Bob got bitcherized last night, that girl Katy wouldn't stop bitching at him about drinking until he quit"
Bitcherized by mexicanoutlaw March 5, 2010

de-bitchitize 

The act of correcting a bitchy statement. To convert a catty statement into a respectable, lovable statement.
James: When you coming home babe? Call me before you leave, okay. :)

Heather: Ummm WHY? Like I need your permission or something? I don't get it??

James: Could you please de-bitchitize that?
de-bitchitize by tallkooldrink March 14, 2010

Bitchemize 

1. To be made to look like a little bitch

2. To become someone's bitch

2. To lay bitumen on a road
1. "Get up off the ground and fight like a man you little pansy"

2. "Oh no... I didn't just see you get reverse dunked on in that game of basketball?! He just bitchemized your arse!"

3. Can you guys stop slacking off and go and bitchemize that road?
Bitchemize by Locsta007 December 9, 2010

bitchimistic 

It is a state of being. Where you're expecting the best of all, but in a bitchy way.
That was pretty bitchimistic of Kyla to leave us alone at the party, especially since she knew how much we hated the people at the party.
bitchimistic by BatGirl89 March 15, 2010

bitchitizing 

when a bitch makes another girl a bitch; when bitchness rubs off
Alex dont talk to her shes bitchitizing you
bitchitizing by krysti and mandy December 5, 2003
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