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bitches get stitches 

A phrase used to describe the violence that will be used when some girl who thinks she's all that and a bag of chips steps out of line and starts in on someone else's business. Can also be used to describe the way one will react when aforementioned skankbag steps out of line. See bitches gonna get stitches
Girl 1: Yo, you hear about what Shawna did this weekend?
Girl 2: No, what?
Girl 1: Shawna got drunk, went over to her boyfriend's house, slept with him, then dumped him and went over to Carla's boyfriend's house, told him Carla was cheating on him with her boyfriend, and then slept with him.
Girl 2: Ohhh, she knows Carla lives by bitches get stitches, don't she?
bitches get stitches by alice_october November 16, 2009
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bitches gonna get stitches 

a phrase used when some ho steps out of her bounds - connoting the use of violence to mediate disputes.
Person 1: Karen just slept with Sarah's man.
Person 2: Oh no she di'n't!
Sarah: Bitches gonna get stitches!

Snitches get bitches 

The actual phrase commonly mistaken for "snitches get stitches" created to keep people from capitalizing on all the bitches you get from snitching.
Ya, heard that shit from greg on main street, i dont even care if im snitching, snitches get bitches.

Snitches get bitches 

Contrary to popular belief, snitches accumulate massive amounts of bitches due to their never ending thirst for delivering justice.
Chad: after I reported the serial killer to the police bitches surrounded me

Snitches get bitches

Switches get bitches

The hypothesis that someone is more likely to get some ass if they are switch. Since people who are switch can easily slip into the role their partner desires.
Random person - “Man, Kevin got invited into a threesome by Jessica and Luther cause Kevin is both dom and sub. I really thought they were going to ask me.”
Friend of random person - “Switches get bitches”
Switches get bitches by Drewsername September 25, 2019

Switches get bitches

Switches get Bitches

Refers to hydraulics, which has toggle switches, to active their hydraulic pumps in lowrider cars.

This is usually followed by the statement

bags are for f**s

Intimating that people that use Airbags instead of hydraulics in their lowriders prefer the company of their own sex.

While true lowriders get all the females…
Switches get bitches , bags are for f**s …

snitches get no bitches 

a phrase to say to a pussy ass nigga who is gonna snitch
Tyrone: hey want some weed jimmy

Jimmy: im telling

Tyrone: snitches get no bitches LITTLE NIGGA, NOW GET THE FUCK OVER HERE
snitches get no bitches by JimmyNeuson September 18, 2018
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