Occurs in discussion forums and involves the deliberate attempt to get a thread locked by a moderator. An intentional threadjacking designed to offend and repulse to the extent that the thread is no longer able to recieve replies.
"I don't agree with your point on this matter. Therefore, I shall now begin direct linking images of tubgirl."
When you spend your time on a computer whining and bitching about things that you can’t change and your friends start wondering if you’re still sane.
“Where’s Chuck these days?”
“He spends his time bitch-blogging and he doesn’t even make sense any more.”
“Hey! You’re white as a ghost and how much junk food have you been eating?”
“Cool down. I just can’t let them get away with some of those lies.”
“Bitch-blogging, huh?"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.