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bitchasshoe 

one that is a bitch and a hoe. the ass is used as a bridge between the two other words. used to insult one that is a bitch or a hoe or both.
everyone is a bitchasshoe

rico: jimmy i saw ur mom flirting with the mailman
jimmy: what a bitchass hoe

that girls hot, but she aint nothin but a bitchass hoe

YOU are a bitchass hoe
bitchasshoe by JEFF CHINAMAN September 8, 2005
Words you can keep

Bitchassmotherfucker 

Someone that you are not speaking highly of at the moment.
That dude slept with my girlfriend.

Reply; What a Bitchassmotherfucker.

bitchassness maximus 

The maximum level of bitchassness a person can attain, there have been only a handful of cases in the world thusfar.
D Breezy is on that bitchassness maximus tip again.

bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead 

A word that gansta's use and think they are tough. They just combine some other words and make it into a mega swear.
It's kinda funny.
Hey dude, can i have some money? I'll give you a blow job.
Fuck off you bitchassmotherfuckingcuntfagcocksuckingcumswallowingbastardasscraphead

Bitchassness 

I have come to notice a serious spread of BitchAssNess throughout the local area, corrupting the mental wellbeing of many people. It is undeniable. If you are going to tell yourself the spread of BitchAssNess is not a problem, you are wrong and most likely infected by BitchAssNess. It is infecting people everywhere; your teachers, friends, family, and other peers. Although I am referring to the local area, BitchAssNess is infecting on a much larger scale, our country is being affected by this epidemic to an extreme; our country is full of hating bitchasses.

Of course many cease to come to this obvious realization, but it is indeed there and at large. You may think BitchAssNess is not contagious, but it is. If you are surrounded by haters, you will hate too. If you are surrounded by bitchasses you will slowly become a bitchass. If you want to avoid becoming a victim of BitchAssNess, you must simply not fall for the hating ways of the bitchasses. I am sorry, but if you are already a victim of BitchAssNess there is only one way to cure yourself; stop being a bitchass and be real.
That kid is such a bitchass. Yeah, he has got a case of the bitchassness.
Bitchassness by Top broski October 23, 2010

bitchassmotherfuckingcocksuckingbastardasshithead

The word that comes out of the mouth of a nine year old child when they think they can get away with swearing. Noted for the childish flow of words combining into a lame flow of profanity and obscenity.
9 y/o child: bitchassmotherfuckingcocksuckingbastardasshithead
Anyone nearby: Looks like your mommy went into the store for a minute and left you tied to the handicapped parking sign. Want a cigarette?

bitchassness 

Term coined by Diddy on Making the Band. Overall stank actions towards others through words, facial expressions, and/or song. Symptoms include: thinking your better than those around you, not speaking your true feelings, throwing large amounts of shade.
Tony: "Dont fuck up in our friendship Kile ... cause i will call u out on ur BitchAssNESS!!!"

Kile: "Doctor, is there something we can do??? is there something that i can take to cure this bitchassness???"
bitchassness by K-Hot February 5, 2008
Word of the Day on March 22, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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