(d. Feb. 13, 2011): Someone who goes around pretending to be fighting for political causes and women's rights, but is just using the term feminism as cover to rant and rave about everyone she hates. Bitchanist.
Woman on personals site (WOPS): Hey, I'm glad to see a man who identifies as a feminist. There aren't many of you around.
Me: Oh sure. I was raised that way - to be a feminist and a gentleman.
WOPS: What? Well, that's pretty sexist! I don't see the reason for you to be a gentleman! Then, you'd expect me to act like a "lady", I bet!!! You sexist pig!!
Me: (Uh-oh, another bitchanist ruining the good name of feminism). Ok. Good luck on your search. I'm sure your charming personality will eventually bring you far with men. SMH.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.