She said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubble blowing Zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga monkey ass nigga uu u aa
A girl who is both drunk and high, and has become paranoid that she is being a bitch, when in fact, she sounds slightly crazy. She often will proclaim that she is "such a weed bitch," drawing much attention to herself. This term has no usage when the person is sober.
This term originated in the suburbs of New York City and has since spread rapidly.
The dude in the corner who always goes to cop, cleans the weed and rolls the joints and blunts or reloads the bowls. They must always keep rotation running if the circle isn't fortunate enough to have their own. If he or she fails in keeping their duties then the weed bitch gets an epic fail and must smoke an entire bong bowl to the head while maintaining their duties.
Smoker 1: "Dude, where's the joint?"
Smoker 2: "I ain't got it. Yo weed bitch, where'd the joint go?"
Weed Bitch: "I'm rollin' a new one right now bitches be patient!"
Everyone: "FAIL!!! Bong! Bong! Bong!"
Boss or superior in title only . A puppet who is cowardly and possess no common sense. Climbs the corporate ladder purely by sucking up, and stabbing others in the back. Squeals like a pig to others when its of their benefit.
Charlie was chosen for the new position in memphis until bitchwee started rumors that put his promotion on hold allowing bitchwee to take the position instead.
Sam: "How did the meeting go?" Darla: "well you know bitchwee stabbed me in the back and blamed everything on me again"
A BitchWeezy is someone who's hella chill such as your friends or someone who is REALLY getting on your nerves. If your friend calls you bitchweezy then you shouldn't be offended , but if some person you don't even KNOW calls you it then you must be getting on their nerves. So basically its a compliment if your friends call you it. It's like saying hey niggaaa! to friends but to strange people then that could be an insult.
Good Bitchweezy - Hey Bitchweezy! Hey Bitchweezy! wats up? Bad bitchweezy - Wow. Umm your really being a bitchweezy. Its kinda annoying.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!