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bitch weed 

low quality weed. doesn't live up to the expectations you had of it when you bought it. it's a dissapointment and it's jus little bitch weed.
man, i'm so tired of this bitch weed, we need to score some good stuff, at a good price!
bitch weed by Lorenzzzzo July 24, 2008
Words you can keep

Pass the weed bitch

I don't like to pass the gas
She said pass the weed bitch i don't like to pass the gas blowing bubble blowing Zaza she got big ol titties i said goo goo goo ga ga monkey ass nigga uu u aa

weed bitch 

A girl who is both drunk and high, and has become paranoid that she is being a bitch, when in fact, she sounds slightly crazy. She often will proclaim that she is "such a weed bitch," drawing much attention to herself. This term has no usage when the person is sober.

This term originated in the suburbs of New York City and has since spread rapidly.
Caroline took one hit and keeps calling herself a weed bitch!
weed bitch by not a weed bitch March 22, 2011

weed bitch 

The dude in the corner who always goes to cop, cleans the weed and rolls the joints and blunts or reloads the bowls. They must always keep rotation running if the circle isn't fortunate enough to have their own. If he or she fails in keeping their duties then the weed bitch gets an epic fail and must smoke an entire bong bowl to the head while maintaining their duties.
Smoker 1: "Dude, where's the joint?"
Smoker 2: "I ain't got it. Yo weed bitch, where'd the joint go?"
Weed Bitch: "I'm rollin' a new one right now bitches be patient!"
Everyone: "FAIL!!! Bong! Bong! Bong!"
weed bitch by auriuman78 September 13, 2011
Boss or superior in title only . A puppet who is cowardly and possess no common sense. Climbs the corporate ladder purely by sucking up, and stabbing others in the back. Squeals like a pig to others when its of their benefit.
Charlie was chosen for the new position in memphis until bitchwee started rumors that put his promotion on hold allowing bitchwee to take the position instead.

Sam: "How did the meeting go?" Darla: "well you know bitchwee stabbed me in the back and blamed everything on me again"
Bitchwee by UrbanScrewdriver April 17, 2019

bitchweezy 

A BitchWeezy is someone who's hella chill such as your friends or someone who is REALLY getting on your nerves. If your friend calls you bitchweezy then you shouldn't be offended , but if some person you don't even KNOW calls you it then you must be getting on their nerves. So basically its a compliment if your friends call you it. It's like saying hey niggaaa! to friends but to strange people then that could be an insult.
Good Bitchweezy - Hey Bitchweezy! Hey Bitchweezy! wats up? Bad bitchweezy - Wow. Umm your really being a bitchweezy. Its kinda annoying.
bitchweezy by Markkemo July 30, 2009

bitchweed 

an insult derived from the blissful union of "bitchtits"and "dickweed"
Shut the fuck up, bitchweed!
bitchweed by glitterballs April 23, 2009
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