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bitch sitch 

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.
1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?
bitch sitch by Steve Holt! August 20, 2012
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What's the sitch bitch? 

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch. 

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.
Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

batch satchel 

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.
if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel
batch satchel by partsgirl October 26, 2012

bitchpitcher 

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
bitchpitcher by Taykit February 10, 2019

Bitchwitch 

Any Mother or mother-in-law, or elderly irate woman, that has such envious and jealousy in her every word and demeanor, that the only description applicable, would be the combination of Bitch, and Witch.
" G-D Damn Howie, your mother is such a fucking bitchwitch its retarded !!! "--- Barbara Bowman.
Bitchwitch by Wolycan September 30, 2013

BITCHBITCHBITFCHBTIHCHCIHNVBV 

When you are mad and say a random bad word alot of times and it slowly turns into a mess.
GringoVic: YOU FUCKING BITCHBITCHBITFCHBTIHCHCIHNVBV

LOU MOREL: wat....