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What's the sitch bitch? 

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch. 

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.
Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

batch satchel 

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.
if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel
batch satchel by partsgirl October 26, 2012

bitchpitcher 

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.
He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".
bitchpitcher by Taykit February 10, 2019

Bitchwitch 

Any Mother or mother-in-law, or elderly irate woman, that has such envious and jealousy in her every word and demeanor, that the only description applicable, would be the combination of Bitch, and Witch.
" G-D Damn Howie, your mother is such a fucking bitchwitch its retarded !!! "--- Barbara Bowman.
Bitchwitch by Wolycan September 30, 2013

BITCHBITCHBITFCHBTIHCHCIHNVBV 

When you are mad and say a random bad word alot of times and it slowly turns into a mess.
GringoVic: YOU FUCKING BITCHBITCHBITFCHBTIHCHCIHNVBV

LOU MOREL: wat....
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doorwall 

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"
doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011
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Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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