bitch sitch

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.
1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?
by Steve Holt! August 21, 2012
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What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.
"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."
by Margaritaville1025 January 12, 2012
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1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.
Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"
by ThatManWithMeanings March 05, 2018
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