bitch sitch

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.

1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?

by Steve Holt! August 20, 2012

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What's the sitch bitch?

1. Friends say this to eachother when they are wondering if they have any new news to share.

2. Another, funnier, way of saying "what's up?", or " what's new?".

3. what to say to someone if you can't think of anything else fast enough.

"Hey gurl?"
"Oh hey. So what's the sitch bitch?"
"Nothing much.."

by Margaritaville1025 January 16, 2012

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Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018

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batch satchel

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

by partsgirl October 26, 2012

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bitchpitcher

A person who intentionally Pushes buttons to upset individuals for their personal enjoyment.

He/she is such a bitchpitcher !! Why did I allow his/her bitch pitching tactic's to piss me off and

become "THAT BITCH".

by Taykit February 10, 2019

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Bitchwitch

Any Mother or mother-in-law, or elderly irate woman, that has such envious and jealousy in her every word and demeanor, that the only description applicable, would be the combination of Bitch, and Witch.

" G-D Damn Howie, your mother is such a fucking bitchwitch its retarded !!! "--- Barbara Bowman.

by Wolycan September 30, 2013

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