bitch ear 

When someone has both of their ears pierced and perhaps stretched as well, one of the ears will be a total cock and keep getting infected, hurting, looking gross, and generally be an annoyance while the other ear will behave itself and heal properly.

So named because not only is the bitch ear being a bitch, it also hurts like a bitch.

"What's wrong with your left ear? It's all swollen!"
"Yeah, that's my bitch ear."

I just had my ears pierced, one healed up, fine but my bitch ear still hurts like a bitch!

bitch ear by Kekk99 November 22, 2009

bitch ear 

A medical condition formally known as "Auris Bitcheas." This malady strikes tens of thousands of American males every year, and is caused by the unholy sonic reverberations of the upper registers of the female voice on a cell phone.

Auris Bitcheas is particularly dangerous in a dating relationship, as the male ear is subjected to hundreds of hours of continuous whining by his girlfriend via cell phone.

"Hey man, could you turn the TV down? I have MAJOR bitch ear from talking to my gf last night."

bitch ear by Sir E. P. D. February 5, 2008

bitch ear 

a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.

basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)

Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.

bitch ear by mrbeefy0811 September 23, 2011

Bitch Ear 

When someone says something to you and you automatically hear it in some negative way. Usually effects females most often.

Girl 1: "Did you just hear what that bitch just said to me? "

Girl 2: " All she said was'nice shoes.' I think you have a bad case of bitch ear. "

Bitch Ear by dark sohma February 5, 2015

The Bitch Ear

In your ear stretching/gauging process, it is that ONE EAR. it's the one that is more difficult to stretch, takes longer to heal, and just doesn't look as good as the other ear, and you experience much more discomfort with it. it's a total bitch because it just won't cooperate with you. therefore, it is known as The Bitch Ear.

guy#1 "dude ! my left ear hurt more than the right ear when i stretched it last night."

guy#2 "haha.....i see you've got THE BITCH EAR."

The Bitch Ear by Def Initionn August 18, 2009

ear bitch

A Grappler who thinks their ears are exhibiting the signs of Cauliflower Ear when in fact their ears are fine and nothing to worry about.

You see how little fluid came out of Robby’s normal ear? He’s such an ear bitch!

ear bitch by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021

ear bitch

A grappler who thinks their ear is exhibiting cauliflower ear but it isn’t. Someone who wears headgear for no reason.

Man you see how little fluid came out of Robby’s ear? The dude is a total ear bitch.

ear bitch by Heagearsteal April 6, 2021