bispr 

The coolest mf streamer in the world. He’s always so nice to his friends and very humble. He’s very anonymous on all social media besides twitch and youtube. His content is like no other and is very unique. no one’s ever heard him be rude ever. he’s an amazing person and a really good content creator. he should blow up some day.

jackson: Have you seen the new Bispr youtube video?
bill: No? who’s that?
jackson: the best mf in the world ur lame

bispr by Sleepy Hallow March 3, 2022

Bishreksual 

The sexual attraction to Shrek, Onions, and your swamp

Luci: I orgasm at the idea of shrek protecting his swamp by throwing onions at trespassers.
Timothy: Oh you must be Bishreksual. Welcome to the club.

Bishreksual by Bishreksual March 4, 2018

Bioprene 

Bioprene (noun): (a) An abundant layer of hypodermis or subcutaneous tissue, that is mainly used for fat storage and which comes with age or inactivity. (b) A purposefully added layer of fat used as a natural means to help tolerate cold water by channel swimmers.

Origin: bio + neoprene or polychloroprene, a synthetic rubber that is used for wetsuits. Neoprene is the DuPont trade name for its brand of polychloroprene.

I am not getting fat, I am just wearing bioprene.

The marathon swimmer ate a box of donuts every morning in order to add to his layer of bioprene.

Bioprene by Open Water Coach August 14, 2010

bisp 

1. (v) boner in sweat pants. Made popular by the Jim Rome Show.

When I saw that hottie doing squats at the gym I had some major bisp action going on.

bisp by bispmaster July 27, 2008

Edward Bispham 

Known by his closer peers as ‘Eddy’, he is a man who demonstrates his sheer excellence in everything he does. He is a frequent contributor to online classical forums and enjoys smashing sub-zero Carlings on the weekend with his AC/DC cover band. Genius, intellect, toga-enthusiast, father, lover... most likely demi-god.

Some people mistake Edward Bispham for Achilles himself.

Edward Bispham by Gkalavaki April 10, 2021

Bistromathematics 

Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behavior of numbers, Just as Einstein observed that space was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in space and that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now realized that numbers am not absolute, but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants.
The first non absolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up.
The second non absolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of those most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself in other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusons now play a vital part in many branches of math, including statistics and accountancy and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else's Problem field.
The third and most mysterious piece of non absoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the check, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for (The number of people who actually brought money is only a sub phenomenon in this field.)
The baffling discrepancies that used to occur at this point remained un investigated for centuries simply because no one took them seriously. They were at the time put down to such things as politeness, rudeness, meanness, flashiness, tiredness, emotionality or the lateness of the hour, and completely forgoten about on the following morning. They were never tested under laboratory conditions, of course, because they never occurred in laboratories-not in reputable laboratories at least.
And so it was only with the advent of pocket computers that the startling truth became finally apparent, and it was this:
Numbers written on restaurant checks within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe.
This single statement took the scientific world by storm. It campietely revolutionized it. So many mathematical conferences got held in luch good restaurants that many of the finest minds of a generation died of obesity and heart-failure and the science of math was put backi by years.
Slowly, however; the implications of the idea began to be understood. To begin with it had been too stark, too crazy, too much like what the man in the street would have said "Oh, yes, I could have told you that."
Then some phrases like "Interactive Subjectivity Frameworks" were invented, and everybody was able to relax and get on with it.
The small groups of monks who had taken up hanging around the major research institutes singing strange chants to the effect that the Universe was only a figment of its own imagination were eventually given a street theater grant and went away.

"Bistromathematics. The most powerful computational force know to para-science."

Bistromathematics by Douglas Adams' Ghost February 17, 2005

bespredel 

Bespredel (from Russian “беспредел” — “boundlessness”, “no-limit-ness”) is a situation when someone in power — be it political, financial, or criminal — does whatever he wants while enjoying complete impunity and getting away with murder (often literally).

While people in the West believe that the ongoing Ukrainian revolution known as Euromaidan was triggered by the President’s last-minute refusal to sign the association pact with the EU, its real cause was the fact that most Ukrainians were fed up with the appalling bespredel on behalf of President Yanukovich, his family, and a bunch of oligarchs.

bespredel by Simferopol January 27, 2014