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Bioprene 

Bioprene (noun): (a) An abundant layer of hypodermis or subcutaneous tissue, that is mainly used for fat storage and which comes with age or inactivity. (b) A purposefully added layer of fat used as a natural means to help tolerate cold water by channel swimmers.

Origin: bio + neoprene or polychloroprene, a synthetic rubber that is used for wetsuits. Neoprene is the DuPont trade name for its brand of polychloroprene.
I am not getting fat, I am just wearing bioprene.

The marathon swimmer ate a box of donuts every morning in order to add to his layer of bioprene.
Bioprene by Open Water Coach August 14, 2010
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bioprene 

Humorous term for "body fat". Derived from "neoprene".
A: It is freezing cold, but Jon is still running around in his T-shirt!
B: Well, I guess his bioprene keeps him warm.
bioprene by BondageTop November 6, 2009
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Boipreneur 

A young gay male who is immersed in making money and being richer every year. Usually very nice looking, designer clothes, perfect hair. He won't allow a fingerprint on his car and his home looks like a museum. He goes to clubs but never leaves with anyone; eccentric and usually referred to as a snob. However, he is actually a pretty nice guy to those who bother looking past the obsessive personality.
Guy 1 - Michael is so good looking.
Guy 2 - Yes, he is, too bad he's such a boipreneur.
Boipreneur by dj_nafi July 6, 2014