Bishop On

Means to have a 'Semi On' brought on by girls talking dirty about sexual experiences.

Penny: My boyfriend gave me a really hard fucking last night I was squealing like a pig but I didn’t cum so I flicked myself off. Keith, what's that in your pocket?

Keith: That story gave me a Bishop On.

Bishop On by Vandal_2010 August 19, 2010

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Bishop on bishop

A placeholder word for anything while meaning nothing specifically. It can be a noun or an adjective.

Hey is that drink in the fridge bishop on bishop

Bishop on bishop by KeMmorter December 9, 2022

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take the bishop on the train through the tunnel of flesh

To take my cock and shuv it down some hot girls pussy!!! TUNNEL OF FLESH!!! OOOO YEA!!

I took the bishop on the train and through the tunnel of flesh

take the bishop on the train through the tunnel of flesh by Hooker with a Penis October 7, 2003

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polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

polishing the one-eyed bishop by CelVal December 1, 2013

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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