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biscuit king

A biscuit king is someone who is typically running their mouth in a foul way but when he needs to cover up, he uses "biscuit" to replace his cuss words. Many people call him Michael
The biscuit king, while trying to hide his bad language, said "Mother Biscuit"
biscuit king by The Duts July 22, 2014
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the king's biscuits 

Something of a very high calibre. Fit for a King!
Damn, that Tortoise concert was the king's biscuits!
the king's biscuits by Kittridge February 29, 2008

Kingston Biscuit 

Occurs when you're rimming between your partners "biscuit's" and you end up with some brown cream on your tongue.
Dude, I was totally rimming this hot guy, and he gave me the Kingston Biscuit big time!!
Kingston Biscuit by RentBoys January 23, 2009

biscuiting

(verb). to log onto a friends social networking profile, usually when they are afk, and make status updates and/or upload photos of them in various biscuitesque situations.
Whenever Jess leaves the office without logging off her facebook, Ty commences in the act of biscuiting by throwing up crazy pictures on her wall of her with biscuits or writing a biscuit poem on her wall, or something of that sort.
biscuiting by ggjjtt April 28, 2010

Biscuitkin

A strange terrestrial and aquatic sloth from the dream realm.
I was in charge of the Biscuitkins when I worked at the zoo!
Biscuitkin by biscuitkin1 May 12, 2010

biscuiting

OR to make biscuits... the action of kneading that a cat does right before she lays down for a nap or when she is trying get comfortable
James-John: ow! your damn cat is BISCUITING on my leg
Jessica: but when she MAKES BISCUITS on you, it just means she wants to cuddle.
biscuiting by Jessica Hogue December 24, 2007

Biscuiting The Baby

When two or more people pet an animal at the same time
Look! Brady and Chase are Biscuiting the Baby
Biscuiting The Baby by Chasadia November 23, 2018
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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