Skip to main content

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode
Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.
by Ben April 20, 2005
mugGet the biscuit dick mug.

Biscuit Dick

You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Man the bartender had such a great ass, I had biscuit dick all night.
by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
mugGet the Biscuit Dick mug.

dick biscuit

Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.
Why you got to be such a dick biscuit about it?
by T0mBoi April 24, 2016
mugGet the dick biscuit mug.

dick biscuit drizzle linger

When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.
Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023
mugGet the dick biscuit drizzle linger mug.

dick biscuit

meaningless insult for general use. 'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'
'oh no! i left my wallet at home!' reply: oh you dick biscuit.'
by clevercloggage March 21, 2009
mugGet the dick biscuit mug.

dick biscuit

When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin
There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.
by Doordork September 4, 2016
mugGet the dick biscuit mug.

Dick Biscuit

What you call someone if they are being dickish or a douchebag.
Stop being a Dick Biscuit, Nate, I'm trying to work
by cavecharm October 31, 2014
mugGet the Dick Biscuit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email