biscuit dick
Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.
biscuit dick by Ben April 20, 2005
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Biscuit Dick
You know when you open a tube of Pillsbury dough and it all comes pouring out. Well biscuit dick is when you are checking out attractive women all day but you are in public, like at work or school, and you can’t do anything about it. So you have a slight chub all day that just wants to burst out of your pants like a tube of Pillsbury biscuits.
Biscuit Dick by QTheIceCreamMan February 26, 2018
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dick biscuit
Another word for dipshit, dumbass, dick, and other derogative terms. Most likely the other person will have never heard of it and probably will start laughing.
dick biscuit by T0mBoi April 24, 2016
dick biscuit drizzle linger
When someone is being an asshole and they wont go away. In other words, a lingering asshole. When the asshole won’t leave, he is a dick biscuit drizzle linger.
Asshole : Hey guys I'm a fucking asshole. You are too. We are all assholes together. Yay we can all be assholes.
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
Anybody else : Shut the fuck up you fuckin’ dick biscuit drizzle linger, damn!
dick biscuit drizzle linger by bootylips45678910 February 15, 2023
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dick biscuit by clevercloggage March 21, 2009
dick biscuit
When you shit in a frozen hotdog bun and put your dick on it, then proceed to attempt to feed your sausage to a wild animal. Usually performed in Wisconsin
There was a deer in my backyard on Tuesday. I tried to give him a dick biscuit , but that didn't end well.
dick biscuit by Doordork September 4, 2016
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Dick Biscuit by cavecharm October 31, 2014
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