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Don't get my biscuit buttered

A variation of 'Don't get me started'. Possibly originated from the YouTuber Carter Folian.
Person 1: Did you hear the news?

Person 2: Oh, don't get my biscuit buttered with that.

hot buttered biscuit

This defines a women being so attractive that she reminds a man of the satisfying taste of eating a "hot buttered biscuit". Usually, the man would want to "sop" that biscuit up and eat it !
Damn ! That girl reminds me of some hot buttered biscuits. I'd sop her ass up !

buttered biscuit 

a vagina for an undetermined amount of time immediatly after someone has blown a load in it and the cum is sporadically still discharging.

like when you put butter in the center of a hot biscuit, now turn the biscuit sideways and watch the butter slowly drip out
ex. don't go down on the girl in the blue shirt unless you want a buttered boscuit.
ex2. if your girl stays out all night while your waiting at the crib be careful she didn't bring you a buttered biscuit home before you go down on her or have sex with her.

buttercream biscuit 

A sweet-hearted woman with killer dimples.

buttered biscuit 

the act of creating a "buttered biscuit" is done by taking a zyn nicotine pouch (preferably 6 milligram strength) and liberally seasoning the pouch with some cocaine. with this heavenly combination, you have conceived a buttered biscuit.
"yo dude my nose is hurting but we still got some blow left"
"if you got some zyns left we can just make some buttered biscuits"
buttered biscuit by m3samadn3ss March 13, 2024

Buttered Biscuit 

1.) a way to describe someone’s fat rolls.

2.) someone with a high level freaky aura; otherwise known as being very sexy.
1.) “ Damn my back looks like a buttered biscuit! “
2.) “ Damn, your buttered up biscuit self has a high freaky aura! “