johntailor2048's definitions

state farmin'

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"

Woman ! Why are you state farmin' ??? That woman, you saw me hugging was my grandma !

by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015

hot buttered biscuit

This defines a women being so attractive that she reminds a man of the satisfying taste of eating a "hot buttered biscuit". Usually, the man would want to "sop" that biscuit up and eat it !

Damn ! That girl reminds me of some hot buttered biscuits. I'd sop her ass up !

by johntailor2048 June 12, 2014