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Birthday syndrome 

When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.
Ricky: Mara has total birthday syndrome, i hate that bitch.

PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome 

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PBS is short for Pre Birthday Syndrome, A variation from the "PMS" (Pre menstrual syndrome) but in this case any gender could be affected.

Depression and other symptoms that may differ depends of the person, avoiding people, avoiding making plans for that day, avoiding celebrate it, and feel as miserable as you can. Being dramatic and impossible for those who actually want to celebrate it with you while you avoiding any kind of celebration drawing in your own crap!

A time to look back and think of all the things that went wrong in your life, everything you didnt accomplish an all that type of things.
Anna is have PBS, Pre Birthday Syndrome again this year, she just doesnt wanna go dancing!

I would be PBSing this week, please dont call me till my birthday is over, I am viction of PBS Pre Birthday Syndrome

narcissistic birthday syndrome 

a condition in which ones birthday (or month) is approaching so the person in question completely ignores everything in life except his or her upcoming birthday. Constantly reminding others that his or her day is approaching, planning their own parties, suggesting gifts, and changing the subject of every social conversation in to something about said birthday.
Guy: "Greg's birthday is coming up, are you going to his party?"
Girl: "How can you not? He's only reminded me every day since last month and invited me to his 3 parties he planned for himself. His narcissistic birthday syndrome is in full swing."

Birthday Sex Syndrome 

This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.
Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026