birth canal lottery

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.

Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.

by mistrooth September 22, 2011

Birth Canal Skirt

A skirt or dress so short it serves as the extension of the birth canal.

You know it's a warm spring day when the young gals have their birth canal skirts on!

by J on 1st Hill April 16, 2010

Birth canal road rash

A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.

That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!

by kiki057 March 10, 2017

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr May 12, 2018

birth canal

puttin ur head up a milfs vagy

yooo dude i totally did the birth canal on a badddd milfyy

by milfs 101 June 04, 2022