bird gay 

Someone who spends their time in a desperate attempt to pull non-interested girls by spending time with them laughing at their non-funny jokes and generally brown-nosing them rather than hanging out with their mates (if they have any) until everyone becomes so sick of them that they are shunned by soceity.

This aggravates said mates, prompting them to call the person a 'bird gay'.

Actions and hand signals are also appropriate

"olly is being such a bird gay, as if hes gonna get pussy from her"

bird gay by Spazwell January 30, 2009

gay bird 

somebody acting retarded beyond comprehension, belief, or making it clear that they are "better than everyone"

" god damn it, zoe's being such a freaking gay bird"

gay bird by allie and sara November 24, 2007

Gay bird 

Something feminine

Ballet is gay bird dancing.

Gay bird by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

Gay bird poop in a can by Xanszu October 15, 2025

gay scuttling bird 

That one kid nobody knows anything about or what's going on in their mind

That gay scuttling bird scares me.

gay scuttling bird by OhhhhhhhNooooooo June 7, 2018

gay j-bird 

a homosexual person in jail that likes to flirt with his male cell mates. also known as a queer prisonmate.

ryan is such a gay j-bird!

gay j-bird by googoobutt. November 22, 2011

birdgay 

A man who spends an excessive amount of time with his significant other and/or instead of spending time with friends.

Adam is a fucking birdgay.

birdgay by Laura, Scouse and Ewan February 11, 2007