biometrics test

While making out with a woman, put your hand around the vagina and check for bumps related to any STD... ex herpes. A term popularized at the FC Hammond Hockey Rink.

AJ: Man, I gave her the biometrics test in the tv room, its a lock she failed!

Matt: Dagger!

biometrics test by General Burnside July 25, 2007

Biometric Rogering System 

A system that performs in a way similar to that of John Shuttlewood. It uses a fingerprint recognition system, similar to that used by many organisations, to identify participants in the rogering system. Often, this behaviour involves some kind of Wank Chariot.

'I'm just going to have some Biometric Rogering'
'There is no proof that a Biometric Rogering System was used in this operation'

Biometric Rogering System by Becky Barnett May 19, 2006

Bio Metrics 

Looking and judging a womans body, Consentrating on her ass shape, breast size, legs, arms, face and hair.

Damn look at that female she has nice Bio Metrics.

Bio Metrics by Bone Hard June 22, 2012

Biometric 

The observation of a biological entity or phenomenon, while accounting for oneself and noting that when anything is observed the outcome may be changed.

River dolphins are a biometric function of a larger body of water.

Biometric by KO6DVA May 23, 2024