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Marine biologist 

Mf who drives his car into the ocean to get to his iob
I love being a marine biologist” he said before slamming his car into a fish

marine biologist 

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
marine biologist by Nick February 6, 2005

Thanos Chin Biologist 

A person who has been deemed qualified to identify if an individual has an ugly chin or jawline referred to as a “Thanos chin” in reference to the Marvel Character’s bumpy, deformed chin.
“Yeah he said that she had a Thanos chin. I guess he must be a Thanos Chin Biologist.”

Whale Biologist 

Somebody who studies or observes modern day feminists.
I heard Brian recently became a Whale Biologist, we should talk to him.
Whale Biologist by WaxMyBalls March 6, 2017

Marine Biologist 

The normal looking guy who is going after the drunk fat chick.
Hey Chad, look at the whale over there?
Looks like a marine biologist is already studying her.

marine biologist 

a totally sad job that involves looking at ugly fish and saying"It is a female siamese ridgeback red angelfish, extremely rare." it is almost as bad as being a newspaper boy in a wheel chair, or maybe worse.
"Hey, whats your job?"
"I'm a marine biologist"
"What's that over there"
He then legs it